My review of the latest installment in the Twilight saga. My Website: www.tomchatalbash.ning.com My Twitter www.twitter.com My Facebook Page: www.facebook.com
The Twilight Saga: Eclipse Movie Review
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YOU SAID IT RIGHT, OVERDRAMATIC HIGH SCHOOL DRAMA, fuck twilight
@eckosama I saw Eclipse and it was watchable, and pretty good. Better than the other two, and the acting dramatically improved! If you are not into the Twilight thing at all, then save yourself. But if you are willing to give it a chance, see it!
i agree with you
@kellykinsforealz edward and jacob dont exist. a guy who was a dick and did anything good or bad to get me,and looked like a douche from jersey shore or a guy whho has no personality, diamond hard skin so sex would be painful, has no blood flow so its impossible for him to have an irrection , and is a control freak and wont let me do anything …then those are some pretty crappy expectations out of a man.
Jackson Rathbone was best one out of everybody
robert pattinson, is up in the air.
nice review! i honestly agree with everything u said
I do RP and this film proves the stupidity of morons a limp dick corpse or a cgi wolf yes a timber wolf not a werewolf either way fuck a dead guy or bang an animal beastiality and shes a raging emo whore lmfao.
Twilight saga 200 jerry springer i’m dating a dead guy and a wolf and i have 50 kids by them HELP!
I like your review. Check out my page. My review is a bit more positive, but you might agree with some of the negative things that I say.
and yes i understand its not only guys…i know…but to each their own..but this review was funny!!! i also love Charlie…i thought the “talk” was priceles…love Charlie!!! he shouldve had more lines..the dudes great!
no wonder you have the highest comment @kellykinsforealz….you are completly right i couldnt have said it better myself…especially Edward…and also guys dont like to associated w things that involve romance and passion..so by summit trying to gain more males i laughed they are already too biased..tehehe
the film suggests necrophilia, bestiality and ephebophilia.
I used to really hate the series but i’m quite ambiguous now.
i don’t feel repugnant against twilight. it’s a movie made for 10-14 year olds so that hollywood can just rip money from these girls.
Kristen Stewert can actually act. she is starring in a new movie about a 16 year old runaway stripper being accepted into a family and she can actually act! I’m really surprised!
As for Rob, he needs to star as a serial killer
I FEEL SO BAD FOR YOU!!!
wow Avatar was actually better? Avatar fans said they would rather watch twilight… whatever. I’ll skip both just to be safe.
By hair boy do you mean about Edwards attraction to hair? XD
I stick to REAL VAMPIRE movies ya know Dracula, Underworld, Blade and even Nosferatu. I wish Blade would be in one of them so he can kill em all
ur a moron the movie was amazing
The book is the main idea in all of this.
So the book is what is fucked up.
Lol, this is awesome! But you do realize that it’s not just guys who hate Twilight, right? There are a lot of us “ladies” who know that it’s one of the worst book/film series on the planet, trust me.
The special effects progressed from really shitty to pretty crappy. hahahahahaha nice line
What reviews have you given the lowest rating for?
stop saying ‘ladies’ as if we all like twilight! God dammit please not all females are in love with edwards pale ass and Jacobs he-man pecks!
Twilight, dragging all woman back into the trophy room…Moron style =_=; *sigh*
If like this review and hate Twilight look at the review on spill.com’s youtube page. like this its funny
@Gamer4864 LOL
wow ok I love the twilight saga but ur review … omg i cannot stop laughing i had to share it on facebook it was just hilarious…. ur impresonation of edward and charlie is priceless…. props to you man.. *subscribed*